Football is fun when it’s not your team playing the final.
“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing